Lyric Shaniqua

Moved into my apartment at the U-N-iversity.
The only one who lives here is me. So why s the phone ring all day
long.I got no friends expect Mike and he s gone for the summer.
And I just want some peace and quiet, come to my room and
it s a telephone riot. Ring-a-ling-a-ling,
Every time I take a step, can t eat, can t sleep, can t breath, can t demp.
Only get my work done, cuz people keep callin with the same damn question.
(Hello, is Shaniqua there?)
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year.
I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T.
(You mean Shaniqua s brother?)
Man, can t you just leave me alone,
this ain t shaniqua s house this ain t her phone.
and don t call back again, cuz if ya
do ya know the answer man.

[Chorus:]

Shaniqua don t live here no mo [3x]
(Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no

Shaniqua don t live here no mo [3x]
(Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no

I wonder who Shaniqua is. What she does and where she lives.
If she a pothead with too many zits. A movie star with
inflatable tits. Does she take the train, or drive in a car.
Work in the office, or down at the bar. How the hell should I
know she could be Albino for all I care.
(Hello, Is Shaniqua there?)
Yea she is, but she can t talk now.
She s busy milking are purple cow. and talking to the easter bunny.
(Man you think your funny)
Shut up, beavis! I told you six times befo . Shaniqua don t live here no mo

[Chorus]

Check my messages on Friday, there
were 22 messages. Man I can t win at this. One said:
(this is for the kid livin with Shaniqua, you want that trick you can keep her)
Will this ever seise, so I can get some sleep.
Shaniqua moved out leave ya message at the beep. (Beep)
(Yo)
(Shaniqua)
(I love you)
(Call me)
(Kiss Kiss)

[Chorus until the end]


[Thanks to Road39@mediaone.net for these lyrics]