Lyric Shaniqua (Original)

Moved into my apartment at the U-N-I-versity
The only one who lives here is me
So why the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends except Mike
And he s gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
Come to my room, and it s a telephone riot

Ring-a-ling-a-ling every time I take a step
Can t sleep, can t eat, can t breathe
Can t get any of my work done
Cause people keep calling with the same damn question

Hello. Is Shaniqua there?
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number
This is Little T
You mean Shaniqua s brother?
Man, can t you just leave me alone?
This ain t Shaniqua s house, this ain t her phone
And don t call back again
Cause if you do, you know the answer, man:

Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits?
A movie star with inflatable tits?
Does she take the train or drive in the car?
Work in the office or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know?
She could be albino, for all I care

Hello. Is Shaniqua there?
Yes, she is, but she cant talk now
She s busy milking our purple cow
And talking to the Easter Bunny
Man, you think you re funny
Shut up, Beavis
I told you six times before
Shaniqua don t live here no more

Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Checked my machine on Friday, there were 22 messages

This here s for the kid living with Shaniqua
You want that trick, you can keep her

Will this ever cease so I can get some sleep?
Shaniqua moved out, leave a message at the beep

Yo...
Shaniqua...
I love you. Call me.

Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!

Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Shaniqua don t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!