Lyric I m Bad

(Calling all cars, calling all cars...)
(Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples)
(Wearing a black kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers)
(Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east)
(Alias L.L. Cool J)
(He s bad...)
Aaaahhhhhhhhhh...

No rapper can rap quite like I can
I ll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand
Not the last Mafioso I m a MC cop
Make you say, "Go L.L. and do the wop"

If you think you can outrhyme me, yeah boy I bet
Cause I ain t met a motherfucker who can do that yet
Trendsetter I m better my rhymes are good
I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would

And when rap begin then I gotta join in and
Before my rhyme is over you know I m a win
Cool J has arrived so you better make way
Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid don t play!

Sparring competition that s my hobby and job
I don t wear a disguise because I don t own the mob
Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped
So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped

I m bad
(Cool J)
(Cool J)
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I m like Tyson icin I m a soldier at war
I m makin sure you don t try to battle me no more
Got concrete rhymes been rappin for ten years and
Even when I m braggin I m bein sincere

MC s can t win I make em rust like tin
They call me Jaws my hat is like a shark s fin
Because I m bad as can be got my voice all waxed
Some brothers think he s making records now he must have relaxed

I couldn t shouldn t and it ll stay that way
The best rapper you ve heard is L.L. Cool J
Kamikaze take a look at what I ve done
Used to rock in my basement now I m number one

And can happen on time never standin on lime
You wanna try me first you better learn how to rhyme
I m the pinnacle that means I reign supreme
And I m notorious I ll crush you like a jelly bean

I m bad

I eliminate punks cut em up in chunks
You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk
I m devastating I m so good it s a shame
Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane

I m as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull
I enjoy what I m doing plus I m paid in full
Not Buckaroo Bonsai but busted out as I
Say the kind of rhymes that make MC s withstand I tie

Never retire or put my mike on the shelf
The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself
Not bitter or mad just provin I m bad
You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad

MC s they retreat cause they know I can beat em
And eat em in a battle and the ref won t cheat em
I m the best takin out all rookies
So forget Oreos eat Cool J coookies

I m bad
(Cool J)
(Cool J)
(Cool J)
(Cool J J J)
(Cool J J J)
(C Cool J)

Never ever no never
Never wearin no Levis battle me why try
I ll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye
Sparrin MC s and I m a never get with
When I retire I ll get worship like a old battleship

L.L. I m bad other rappers know
When I enter the center they say, "Yo, yo there he go!"
My paycheck s large Mr. Bogart in charge
Not a puncher or hunter from a rap cool large

The original Todd teachin how to be hard
Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod
You re a novice I m noble and I decipher my tongue
Not Atilla the Hun but no I m Threwler his son

My vulture s exact like rack and pinion in a Jag
You try to brag you get your rhymes from a grab-bag
No good scavenger catfish vulture
My tongue s a chisel in this competition sculpture

I m bad
(Think I m gonna need backup)
(Think I m gonna need backup)
(What you need that for?)
(Yo this is L.L. Cool J)
(And you ll never catch me so don t even try it)
(I m too bad for ya, understand...)
Aaaaaahhhh... I m bad!