Lyric Clap Your Hands
[LL Cool J]
Yeah..
Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
It s kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
Just gon chill, check it out
Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I m like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain t a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
I ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don t you EVER try to rock my house
I m a real cool cat, know what I m sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer s trainer
[Chorus: LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J]
You end up, underneath my sneaker
You re dog doo-doo, I m watchin you get weaker
You can t believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That s right my brother, you re goin out like Sega
{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
One of my battles ll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC s really make me sick
I m so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
If you go to your girl s house and I m there already
Don t go Crazy cause my name ain t Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it s like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that s without a doubt!
[Chorus 3/4X]
[LL Cool J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I m through, you ll need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you re cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I m talkin about RUFF rovers
You can t get over -- what s my name, Goofy?
You smoke I m no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Don t cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I m royalty
And it ain t no puzzle, it s a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I m a one man RIOT, so don t even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I m athletic
Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I m gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you re facin ten
I ain t Sidney Poitier but we can Do This Again
I m nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don t really wanna battle, why don tcha just forget it!
[Chorus 1/2]
[LL Cool J]
But if you re hard headed and you still don t understand
Here s a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"
[cut n scratch "Cool J"]
".. takes everything you ve got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]
".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[LL Cool J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I m fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
I m tellin you, they re the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I m not a ballplayer, so now Y KNOW!
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI msayin? And I ma be straight til the year 3000
That s word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I m the victor in this game, word up
Knahmsayin? That s what time it is, peace
[crew applause]
That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
FUNKY! Funky, he sho is!
You best believe he s FUNKY!
You didn t KNOW??? FUNKY!
Yeah..
Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
It s kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
Just gon chill, check it out
Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I m like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain t a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
I ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don t you EVER try to rock my house
I m a real cool cat, know what I m sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer s trainer
[Chorus: LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J]
You end up, underneath my sneaker
You re dog doo-doo, I m watchin you get weaker
You can t believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That s right my brother, you re goin out like Sega
{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
One of my battles ll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC s really make me sick
I m so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
If you go to your girl s house and I m there already
Don t go Crazy cause my name ain t Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it s like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that s without a doubt!
[Chorus 3/4X]
[LL Cool J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I m through, you ll need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you re cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I m talkin about RUFF rovers
You can t get over -- what s my name, Goofy?
You smoke I m no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Don t cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I m royalty
And it ain t no puzzle, it s a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I m a one man RIOT, so don t even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I m athletic
Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I m gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you re facin ten
I ain t Sidney Poitier but we can Do This Again
I m nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don t really wanna battle, why don tcha just forget it!
[Chorus 1/2]
[LL Cool J]
But if you re hard headed and you still don t understand
Here s a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"
[cut n scratch "Cool J"]
".. takes everything you ve got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]
".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[LL Cool J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I m fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
I m tellin you, they re the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I m not a ballplayer, so now Y KNOW!
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI msayin? And I ma be straight til the year 3000
That s word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I m the victor in this game, word up
Knahmsayin? That s what time it is, peace
[crew applause]
That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
FUNKY! Funky, he sho is!
You best believe he s FUNKY!
You didn t KNOW??? FUNKY!
