Lyric Average Guy

I ain t no Christian or no born again saint
I ain t no cowboy or Marxist D.A.
I ain t no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right
I am just your average guy, trying to do what s right

I m just your average guy
an average guy
I am just your average guy
I m just an average guy

Average guy, I m just your average guy
I m average looking and I m average inside
I m an average lover and I live in an average place
you wouldn t know me if you met me face to face

I m just your average guy
average guy
Average guy
I m just an average guy

I worry about money and taxes and such
I worry that my liver s big and it hurts to the touch
I worry about my health and bowels
and the crime waves in the street
I m really just your average guy
trying to stand on his own two feet

I m just your average guy
I m just your average guy
I m just your average guy
average guy

Average looks, average taste
average height, an average waist
Average in everything I do
my temperature is 98.2

I m just your average guy
an average guy
Average guy
I m just an average guy
Average guy
I m just your average guy
I m just your average guy
I m just your average guy
Average