Lyric Sleepwalking

Last night you know I couldn t sleep
I was tossing, turning, and counting sheep
To tell the truth
The next thing I knew
I woke up on the outside
In the middle of the avenue

A policeman spied me traffic there
In my t-shirt and my underwear
He said, Son, Son
It sure don t look good
The way you ve been calling for your baby
All over the neighborhood

It seems I was sleepwalking
Again last night
The way I was sweet talking
It must have caused a terrible fright
Last night when I was sleepwalking

Someone saw me at a doughnut shop
I was sitting, crying on a tabletop
It was not a pretty sight
I was out of control
The way that I was carrying on
About my sweet jelly rollI said officer please
My baby s got me down on my knees
Lying in bed
Late at night
Sometimes I just go out of my head
At night
And I go out sleepwalking

Later on down at the jail cell
I was hoping things would turn out well
Because I don t recall
That masquerade ball
And I don t remember nothing y all
About that blown up rubber doll

So lately I ve stopped going anywhere
And I ve taken to sleeping with a teddy bear
It s a very full and rich
Imaginary life
And it s sure enough better than dreaming y all
About any imaginary wife