Lyric Spandex Enormity

Waiting here on line
Suddenly from behind
She s still a block away
Why d it have to be today
Now what do I see
She recognizes me
She hugs and squeezes me
She s the Spandex Enormity

She s so sweet when she s yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It s too late she asks me for a date
Before I d fuck I d rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery

What a fucking beast
Her ass alone would be a feast
And her love drippings
Contained a stench of rotted yeast
The show must go on
It s the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It s the Spandex Enormity

She s so sweet when she s yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It s too late she asks me for a date
Before I d fuck I d rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery

As we were walking off stage
You re waiting to come back
She s got a back stage pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby little fingers grab my ass
Don t talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You fucking fat bitch
I ve had enough of you
Take your blubber buns and leave
She left here in tears
Followed by her rear
I could not help she s fat

She s so sweet when she s yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It s too late she asks me for a date
Before I d fuck I d rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery