Lyric Bed And Breakfast Man

Well there s a man I know
At least I used to years ago
I didn t really mind
He used to come round all the time

Of course he had to be fed
I had to give him a bed
He used to kip on my sofa
They used to call him a loafer

I ve heard he s changed
A lot since then
But some of his ways
He just can t mend

Told the other day
That he d offered to pay
He didn t like his dad
He earned all he ever had

He didn t have no shame
He was a master at his game
He never showed his hand
He was the bed and breakfast man

He was, he was the bed and breakfast man...