Lyric The Funny Song (Oh Dear Daddy)

I went down to the local bar to buy my daddy a big
Cigar. When I got home, he was dead. Somebody
Shot him in the head.

Chorus:
Oh dear daddy, you re not gonna see me grieve
Cause you brought out the worst in me.

Spoken:
Yep! It s all true. It s true. It makes me cry.

When the funeral was through, I had myself a
Barbecue. Daddy s bones, they sure taste good.
I d have killed him myself, if I only I could.

Chorus:
Oh dear daddy, you re not gonna se me sad cause
Everything you did was bad.