Lyric Fake Healer
K. Vanderhoof
I prey upon your morbid fear
Of terminal disease
You won t know the difference
Now it s time for surgery
Another shot, another pill
Two weeks therapy
I take all major credit cards
Your money is what I need
I m a healer
I will keep you all alive
I m a healer
A villain at your bedside
Take this and you ll be fine
Severely educated
Just pay your bill on time
I think it s time for another test
I need more of your blood
Sign this affidavit
So my insurance won t go up
I m a healer
I will keep you all alive
I m a healer
Research and development
Spend millions every year
You sickly and decrepit ones
Keep my yacht safe on the pier
You re dying on a stretcher
We ll try to save your life
If you can t afford my service
I will let you die
I m trusted and respected
Says my diploma on the wall
Before I will do anything
I ll give your bank a call
I m a healer
I will keep you all alive
I m a healer
I prey upon your morbid fear
Of terminal disease
You won t know the difference
Now it s time for surgery
Another shot, another pill
Two weeks therapy
I take all major credit cards
Your money is what I need
I m a healer
I will keep you all alive
I m a healer
A villain at your bedside
Take this and you ll be fine
Severely educated
Just pay your bill on time
I think it s time for another test
I need more of your blood
Sign this affidavit
So my insurance won t go up
I m a healer
I will keep you all alive
I m a healer
Research and development
Spend millions every year
You sickly and decrepit ones
Keep my yacht safe on the pier
You re dying on a stretcher
We ll try to save your life
If you can t afford my service
I will let you die
I m trusted and respected
Says my diploma on the wall
Before I will do anything
I ll give your bank a call
I m a healer
I will keep you all alive
I m a healer