Lyric Oklahoma Backroom Dancer

She s always appearing with a band of renown
You want to go and see her when you re feeling down
She s a breathtaking spectacle, with guaranteed hope
She ll make you feel good, cause she s the best thing since soap
She ll greet you in the alley with a .45 smile [or fortified smile]
She s the original sideshow and she s got her own style.

Pardon my baby, she got to have her fun
Yes, I say, pardon my baby, she got to have her fun
Cause she s a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her run.

Now, she dances on air just like Superman s child
Like a [???] she s wild but she s mild
She s more fun than Colorado, and more far-out than Maine
She comes on like thunder and she s more right than rain
She s the mother of earth, and the goddess of [???]
She s the chicken and the egg and whichever came first.

Pardon my baby, she got to have her chance
Oh, I say pardon my baby, she got to have her chance.
Cause she s a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her dance.

Yeah, I say pardon my baby, she got to have her fun
Yeah, I say pardon my baby, she got to have her fun
Yes, she s a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her run.

Woooo! My, My!