Lyric The Ferret Song

I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
Slyly eyeing his upper nostril
If he jumps inside there too
I really won t know what to do
I ll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
A nasal zoo

I ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is worse it constantly explodes
Ferrets don t explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know cause each time
I was standing in the way

I ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
I ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can t tell
But now it s there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects
My sense of smell