Lyric Isn t It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis

Isn t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It s swell to have a stiffy,
It s devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world s biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife s best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don t take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won t
come
back.