Lyric I Like Chinese

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers.
       With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
       There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
       It s depressing, and it s senseless, and that s why...

Intro: I like Chinese,
       I like Chinese,
       They only come up to your knees,
       Yet they re always friendly and they re ready to please.

Verse: I like Chinese,
       I like Chinese,
       There s nine hundred million of them in the world today,
       You d better learn to like them, that s what I say.

Chorus: I like Chinese,
       I like Chinese,
       They come from a long way overseas,
       But they re cute and they re cuddly, and they re ready to please.

Verse: I like chinese food,
       The waiters never are rude,
       Think of the many things they ve done to impress,
       There s Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess.

Chorus: So I like Chinese,
       I like Chinese,
       I like their tiny little trees,
       Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
       yin and yang-ese.
       
Verse: I like Chinese thought,
       The wisdom that Confucious taught,
       If Darwin is anything to shout about,
       The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

Chorus: So I like Chinese,
       I like Chinese,
       They only come up to your knees,
       Yet they re wise and they re witty, and they re ready to please.

Verse: (in Chinese)

Chorus: I like Chinese,
       I like Chinese,
       Their food is guaranteed to please,
       A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.

Chorus: I like Chinese,
       I like Chinese,
       I like their tiny little trees,
       Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.

Fade: I like Chinese,
       I like Chinese...