Lyric Sumthin For Nuthin

Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch
Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch
Name the time, name the price leave you door unlocked
I ll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shock

Sumthin for Nuthin

Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher s pest
Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I m the best
Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock
Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack

Sumthin for Nuthin
Well in and out, it s never free
Sumthin for Nuthin
Leave the money where it s easy to see

She plays the role of a roving matriarch
Diamond rings, fancy things, Dubonnet on the rocks
For a treat gave it free--happy 63
Crazy days, easy money--I was just 16
Easy money for such a good deed

Sumthin for Nuthin
Ya, in and out is never free
Sumthin for Nuthin
Satisfaction guaranteed
Sumthin for Nuthin
Target practice in the dark
Sumthin for Nuthin
I m a crack shot on the mark

And I love my work