Lyric Meridian Leeward

I m a human being now but I used to be a pig
Til they shortened up my nose
and they made me wear a wig
I m afraid the things on piggy farm
will never be the same
Since they picked me for this job
and they stuck me with a name
It s a name, it s name,
who ever heard of a pig with a name like

Meridian Leeward - that s my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
I m a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing
I hang around with people
and they don t suspect a thing
You look like a person but you know you re a pig

I m not afraid of dying
from some mad man s gun or knife
When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life
I m not a piggy anymore and I don t share that dread
The other day for breakfast I ate half of Uncle Fred
I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?

I think I d rather be a cop
I think that s what I d like to be
I d show you people a thing or two
If a man in blue starts beating on you
Look out cause it might be me
You look like a cop but you know you re a pig