Lyric I Need Drugs
* parody of LL Cool J s "I Need Love"
When I come home from work
I m fiendin for an eight-ball
I got crack on my mind
I m hearing cocaine call
Telling me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff
Keep it a secret from my wife, cuz she thinks I don t use drugs
There I was, bleeding from my nose and damn
I couldn t breathe but I m still thinking about the next gram
It s Friday night and I m not trying to leave my crib doped
I ll kill myself while the dealer s eating Japanese food
I ain t got no pride, I m buying this shit
I m lying to myself telling the runner I m trying to quit
It s all make believe, I pretend that I m ??
When you give me credit, I m dodging you every chance that I get
Even if its good, I ll sniff it up in a minute
Beep you back complain that you put too much cut in it
If you fall for that and bring me a new sack
I ll be making more crazy faces than Jim Carrey on crack
Cuz yo I m ripped, I owe you loot
Plus I annoy you
I deserve to be murdered, but the coke is doing it for you
I got nerve, can you put them pills on my bill
Yo I ll you we re friends and we don t even chill
I need drugs
I need drugs
Baking soda, cocaine, how sweet
I need to find me a crack pipe and I m complete
I got these crack dealers chasing me through the cement jungle
Cuz they gave me shit to sell and yo I smoked the whole bundle
Yo I can t front - I got dope in my spleen
And I m telling everyone at this N.A. meeting I m thirty days clean
I won t die even with tuberculosis
I could go on forever mixing dope with my method dosage
You could find me at Brighton Beach or Coney Island
Or Rikers Island
My crack pipe is my violin
I play along to the police siren
My eyes squint looking for crack on the floor
picking up breadcrumbs and lint
I don t know who I am, ask me I couldn t say
I took a chance and tried to get clean and it lasted one day
Tried to go to rehab too but couldn t get admitted
And if there s money missing from your pocketbook you know who did it
I need drugs
I need drugs
As a young teen I started with marijuana
Then graduated to coke cuz I needed something stronger
Mescaline, dust, downers, injections sensation
I love to experience a patient s medication
I smoked the drugs off the back of my hands
All I need is a hit of it and I ll create a new dance
Protect yourself, baby cover yourself up
My body swings all over once my seizure erupts
Into a frenzy, on the phone I got thirty sack
But when we meet face-to-face, I got ten dollars less
Made up my mind, I m quittin I m swearing in tears
I m not gonna get high, I ll only drink bizz
Can t sit and wait for my dealer to come provide it
Gotta party to go to and I m the only one invited
I search the whole house for the damn white mouse
And when I finally find it, I ll sniff the whole ounce
I need drugs
I need drugs
Dealer, listen to me
When I come home from work
Fiendin for an eight-ball
Nose candy on my mind
I ve come to realize, you need me
And if you want me to keep coppin
Give me a free piece
It s my birthday
Yesterday
Anyway
I m gonna go sniff this
I ll beep you in an hour
I hate you
When I come home from work
I m fiendin for an eight-ball
I got crack on my mind
I m hearing cocaine call
Telling me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff
Keep it a secret from my wife, cuz she thinks I don t use drugs
There I was, bleeding from my nose and damn
I couldn t breathe but I m still thinking about the next gram
It s Friday night and I m not trying to leave my crib doped
I ll kill myself while the dealer s eating Japanese food
I ain t got no pride, I m buying this shit
I m lying to myself telling the runner I m trying to quit
It s all make believe, I pretend that I m ??
When you give me credit, I m dodging you every chance that I get
Even if its good, I ll sniff it up in a minute
Beep you back complain that you put too much cut in it
If you fall for that and bring me a new sack
I ll be making more crazy faces than Jim Carrey on crack
Cuz yo I m ripped, I owe you loot
Plus I annoy you
I deserve to be murdered, but the coke is doing it for you
I got nerve, can you put them pills on my bill
Yo I ll you we re friends and we don t even chill
I need drugs
I need drugs
Baking soda, cocaine, how sweet
I need to find me a crack pipe and I m complete
I got these crack dealers chasing me through the cement jungle
Cuz they gave me shit to sell and yo I smoked the whole bundle
Yo I can t front - I got dope in my spleen
And I m telling everyone at this N.A. meeting I m thirty days clean
I won t die even with tuberculosis
I could go on forever mixing dope with my method dosage
You could find me at Brighton Beach or Coney Island
Or Rikers Island
My crack pipe is my violin
I play along to the police siren
My eyes squint looking for crack on the floor
picking up breadcrumbs and lint
I don t know who I am, ask me I couldn t say
I took a chance and tried to get clean and it lasted one day
Tried to go to rehab too but couldn t get admitted
And if there s money missing from your pocketbook you know who did it
I need drugs
I need drugs
As a young teen I started with marijuana
Then graduated to coke cuz I needed something stronger
Mescaline, dust, downers, injections sensation
I love to experience a patient s medication
I smoked the drugs off the back of my hands
All I need is a hit of it and I ll create a new dance
Protect yourself, baby cover yourself up
My body swings all over once my seizure erupts
Into a frenzy, on the phone I got thirty sack
But when we meet face-to-face, I got ten dollars less
Made up my mind, I m quittin I m swearing in tears
I m not gonna get high, I ll only drink bizz
Can t sit and wait for my dealer to come provide it
Gotta party to go to and I m the only one invited
I search the whole house for the damn white mouse
And when I finally find it, I ll sniff the whole ounce
I need drugs
I need drugs
Dealer, listen to me
When I come home from work
Fiendin for an eight-ball
Nose candy on my mind
I ve come to realize, you need me
And if you want me to keep coppin
Give me a free piece
It s my birthday
Yesterday
Anyway
I m gonna go sniff this
I ll beep you in an hour
I hate you
