Lyric Wnyu 89.1 Freestyle 5/10/2000

[Intro]
Yo, it s Scrooge... Scrooge
Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!

[Chorus]
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion
I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year

[Verse]
Jesus ain t nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he
Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree
Choke the Messiah, chop off your member
And then I ll roast your nuts over an open fire
Your jiggolo s big piccolo stick ll grow
When I m swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe
Yo, I ll get under this chicks clothes
You ll be one dead slob after your neck s clogged with egg nog, choke
The night before Christmas, you re feelin the essence
Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents
Right through the chimney, you think we re rotten
We re takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking
Robbin you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer s boot
Santa Clause is dead, you ll die from cancer, duke
I m Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke