Lyric Ding Dong

My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin
Did she die from old age or was it for my sins
God I loved her oh so much
Miss her little kitty touch
Does she miss me does she care
Oh I miss her kitty stare
Do you have a little time
Would you like to ease my mind
Talk for hours and never stop
Chop your head off
Be a lighter person
Brighter person nicer
But you ve heard it all before

[chorus]
So ding dong
There s the doorbell hello man in white
He s gonna make you all well
Getcha through the night
But hey now
You don t feel better
As you take your fresh bromide
Maybe this man of letters lied

Let me tell you bout a dream I had the other night
You were in it boy you sure gave me a super fright
I was walking down the street
Downtown by the DMV
You popped out behind a door
It was odd you were on all fours
Do you have some time to spare
You were barking at a bear
It said hey you d better stop
Chop your head off
Be a lighter person
Brighter person
Nicer
But you ve heard it all before

[chorus]
So ding dong
There s the doorbell
Hello man in red
He s gonna make you all well
Getcha into bed
But hey now
You don t feel better
As you wake and slowly rise
Maybe this smooth jet-setter lied

[instrumental break]

Stick around one minute more
I m smarter than you think
Do I sound like an old bore
Oh man it s just the drink
I didn t always hit the gin
There were times when I fit in
They ll never know how much I tried
Did I tell you my cat died
Do you have a little time
Would you like to feel sublime
Run away and never stop
Chop your head off
Be a lighter person
Brighter person
Nicer
But you ve heard it all before

[chorus]
So ding dong
There s the doorbell
Hello man in black
He s gonna make you all well
There s no going back
But hey now you don t feel better
As you drift off in the tide
Maybe this jack the ripper lied
And you died