Lyric Why Oh Why?

You re a mattress - you re a bees nest
You are heroin in an armored vest
You re a plane crash - you are white trash
You re a rubber arrow through my chest
So why oh why am I still in love with you?

You re a cartoon - you re a bastard moon
You re the feathered throat that brought Rome to ruin
You re a sunburn - you are milk turned
You were Sunday - schooled, but you never learned
So why oh why am I still in love with you?

And we danced to the sounds of Taj Mahal
And then the alarm clock rang and shook me from the ball

You re a used car - you re a porn star
You re a drunken sailor s wet cigar
So why oh why am I still in love with you?

You re an earthquake - you re a toothache
You re an angry nurse on a coffee break
So why oh why am I still in love with you?
Why oh why am I still in love with you? Why?