Lyric Right-Hand-A-Rama

I m taking a ride to the liquor store
I m looking for a beer and a little bit more
I m gonna spend all the money she had
on a nude girl in a dirty old mag
50 cents cheaper than the real thing
even though it may be a little bit disgusting
can t call a bitch and it ain t got no drama
it s called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama

I don t know why
I don t know why
It sure feels good
most every time

alright

Pamela and her five sisters
are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters
a third degree burn going straight to my head
I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted
close encounters of the strangest kind
I got the heebee-jeebees for the hundredth time
It didn t work out the way it was planned
all I got now is a beer in my hand

I don t know why
I don t know why
It sure feels good
most every time

I ll tell you why

alright