Lyric Laziest Gal in Town

It s not cause I wouldn t,
It s not cause I shouldn t,
And, you know though well, it s not cause I couldn t,
It s simply because I m the laziest gal in town.

My poor heart is achin
To bring home the bacon,
And if I find myself alone and forsaken,
It s simply because I m the laziest gal in town.

Though I m more than willing to learn
How these gals get so much extra money to burn,
Every proposition I just turn it down,
Way down,

It s not cause I wouldn t,
It s not cause I shouldn t, honey,
And, you know, that it s not cause I couldn t,
It s simply because I m the laziest gal in town.