Lyric Food, Sex & Ewe

I d rather have a bottle in front of me
I d rather watch 10 hours of T.V.
But since I can t I ll think of food
I ll think of sex
I ll think of music
And I ll think of you

I d rather have a cold one by the sea
I d rather have you sitting on top o me
But since I m here and you re so far away
I ll read about Zaphod Beeblebrox
As I pass the day, hey

I d rather not spend my whole night driving
I d rather not be on so much caffeine
But since you re in bed and I m sleeping
on some floor
I ll think of you and I ll wish that I was home