Lyric Food, Sex, And Ewe

I d rather have a bottle in front of me

I d rather watch 10 hours of T.V.

But since I can t I ll think of food

I ll think of sex

I ll think of music

And I ll think of you


I d rather have a cold one by the sea

I d rather have you sitting on top o me

But since I m here and you re so far away

I ll read about Zaphod Beeblebrox

As I pass the day, hey


I d rather not spend my whole night driving

I d rather not be on so much caffeine

But since you re in bed and I m sleeping

on some floor

I ll think of you and I ll wish that I was home