Lyric She Ain t Pretty

I had two jobs, I had dishwater hands
And on the weekend in a rock & roll band
One Friday night in my hometown bar
In walked a girl who looked like a movie star
She stared at me and it was turning me on
She said she worked in a beauty salon
I heard a voice inside me say
She ain t pretty she just looks that way

We made a date to go for a drink
I wore my jeans and she wore a mink
There was this misconception all over town
That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound
She said "Take me home, there won t be no fuss"
I said "Sure you got some change for the bus"
Watching her leave I heard the bartender say
"She ain t pretty she just looks that way"

So, uh, I called her up, her father was home
Said "She s busy she can t come to the phone"
I held my breath, decided to wait
A guy like me doesn t get many dates
I fell in love with a model from hell
It took some time for my hormones to tell
That chasing her has been a grave mistake
She ain t pretty she just looks that way

Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast
But her personality didn t have the cash
I laughed out loud to my total dismay
She ain t pretty she just looks that way
She ain t pretty she just looks that way
She ain t pretty
She ain t pretty
She ain t pretty
She ain t pretty she just looks that way