Lyric Wisdom Lost

Where are my dentures...
I can t find my dentures...
Where are my dentures...
I really need my dentures...
Where are my dentures...
What the fuck are dentures?
Where are my dentures..
I can t find my dentures...

Repeat verse

I can t remember anything!!!

Oh, when I was but a lad
I was as sharp as a tack
But now I m old and I can t seem
To remember where I put my
Things... why me?
I mean - I m supposed to be wise..
I m old, I m supposed to be wise

Now, what was I looking for?
Oh yeah! My bowling ball
Well, what do you know
It s right here - you see
I m not senile
I found my bowling ball
I FOUND MY BOWLING BALL!!