Lyric I laugh as I chew
When we were young - it was only a game
You would win - at everything
Chilhood rivalry - developed and grew
Games became battles - the I would always lose
Now you re a big shot - controlling my life
Causing me nothing - but pain and strife
But I know your weakness - you haven t a friend
Except from your puppy - who soon will be dead
Here is your puppy s head
Your only friend - bloody red
It s all your fault - it is dead
Tides have turned - now you lose
If you want the rest
It s too late - there s nothing left
Mangled poodle - makes good stew
I ruined your life - I laugh as I chew
You would win - at everything
Chilhood rivalry - developed and grew
Games became battles - the I would always lose
Now you re a big shot - controlling my life
Causing me nothing - but pain and strife
But I know your weakness - you haven t a friend
Except from your puppy - who soon will be dead
Here is your puppy s head
Your only friend - bloody red
It s all your fault - it is dead
Tides have turned - now you lose
If you want the rest
It s too late - there s nothing left
Mangled poodle - makes good stew
I ruined your life - I laugh as I chew