Lyric Don t Pick It Up

1)
I SAW A LITTLE KID
AS HE WALKED AROUND
HE PICKED A CANDY BAR UP
OFF THE GROUND
HE CHOWED ABOUT A HALF
THEN HIS FACE TUNED BLUE
TURNED OUT THAT CANDY BAR WAS DOGGY-DOO

chorus:
WOW OH- DON T PICK IT UP I SAY
WOW OH- UNLESS YOU CAN THROW IT AWAY
WOW OH- DON T PICK IT UP I SAY
YOU RE GONNA BE BUMMED THAT YOU WENT THAT WAY

2)
yOU RE OUT THERE MAKIN BACON
NO SCRUTINY
YOU MESS AROUND TOO MUCH
AND YOU GOT VD
YOU KNOW YOU NEVER THINK
AND YOU RE SORE TODAY
YOU RE GONNA TAKE IT BACK TO CALIFORNIA

chorus

3)
MY FRIEND WAS KINDA HURTIN
FOR A GIRL TO TRY
HE SAW ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE PAT
ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
IT HAD A PAIR OF THINGIES
BUT A MUSTACHE TOO
NOT CLEARLY MALE OR FEMALE
SO WHAT TO DO?

chorus

(to fade out at the end)