Lyric I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh, well imagine; as I m pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can t help but to hear, no I can t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom s bride is a whore."

I d chime in with a "Haven t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I d chime in "Haven t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact I ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! Well in fact I ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

I d chime in with a "Haven t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I d chime in "Haven t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.

I d chime in "Haven t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I d chime in "Haven t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.