Lyric Songs From Season 7/At Monica s Apartment

Twelve years old and addicted to porn.
Noone thought Monica d marry.
She knew her way around a knife and a fork.

First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay.
But here I am singing on his wedding day
(goes on to saying how he s probably not gay)

Whenever I get married
Guess who won t be asked to sing?
Somebody named Geller
and Somebody else named Bing!

We thought Phoebe would leave
But she just stayed and stayed.
That s right. I m here all night.
And Chandler will never get---

Now who will perform the ceremony
Who will perform the ceremony?