Lyric Ten Cents a Coup

G
It was a used car dealers election
A
And the choice was rather small
D7
The boys agreed, "it s the war we need,
G
So there s no president at all."
G E
Here s to Nixon and Agnew
A
They are the stars of the stage and screen
D7
Not since Laurel and Hardy
G
Have I laughed so hard I screamed

I thought that Johnson was the devil
I thought we couldn t do no worse
Now the White House stands in Disneyland
This country must be under a curse
Here s to Nixon and Agnew
They are the stars of the stage and screen
Not since Laurel and Hardy
Have I laughed so hard I screamed

I dreamed that Nixon died of a suntan
There was only Spiro left
At his swearing in, he fell on his chin
He assasinated himself.
Here s to Nixon and Agnew
They are the stars of the stage and screen
Not since Laurel and Hardy
Have I laughed so hard I screamed