Lyric Vegetable Man

In yellow shoes I get the blues
Though I walk the streets with my plastic feet
With my blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink
There s a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt I look a jerk
And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight
But oh oh my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man how are you?

So I ve changed my dear, and I find my knees,
And I covered them up with the latest cut,
And my pants and socks all point in a box,
They don t make long of my nylon socks,
The watch, black watch
My watch with a black face
And a big pin, a little hole,
And all the lot is what I got,
It s what I wear, it s what you see,
It must be me, it s what I am,
Vegetable man.

I ve been looking all over the place for a place for me,
But it ain t anywhere, it just ain t anywhere.
Vegetable man, vegetable man,
He s the kind of person, you just gonna see him if you can,
Vegetable man.