Lyric Doin As I See on my TV

When I was a child staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day I saw the Duke kill someone
Daddy said don t worry boy, they re just acting son

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin as I see on my TV
Doin as I see on my TV

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on "Cops"

All I want s a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me

I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?

Doin as I see on my TV
Doin as I see on my TV

I d even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks
I m doin it as I see on my TV

Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it d be kinda groovy
I thought that d this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I m a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin as I see on my TV
Doin as I see on my TV

Hell I d even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did

Doin as I see on my TV

Whistling, gargling

Spoken: I am not aware!