Lyric Ho stories
Intro: Madd Ball
Yo JT check this out right: member back in the days niggas was
skippin shit right you know fuckin with the hoes and see we used
to kick lil rhymes and shit hey I want you to some of the SAME
shit man! ...
JT: Uh! One two!
Madd Ball: Take us back in the days I want you to do this one for all
the boys round the way you know what I m sayin ? Same shit bout
all those stank bitches.
Verse 1: JT Money
Hey yo, met a hoe named Sonia
Said "Hey, baby doll, let a nigga get on ya!"
She was with it, but one thing -
She had one leg and walked with a cane
I couldn t tell cause she was sittin real pretty
Bug fat ass and some FAT-ass titties +whistles+
When the hoe stood up,
Trying to balance herself, I m like, What the fuck!?
I was givin her plenty play
I ain t wanted to be rude, so I fucked the hoe anyway
I only did what I could, +grunting+
Cept for one thing about it, the pussy was good
I threw that leg to the ceiling,
Long-dicked the hoe, and the bitch started squealing
+"Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ah!"+
Like a dog in pain, then the bitch
Started cummin and yellin out my name
+"Ahh, JT!! JT!! JT!!"+
Then she wrapped that leg round my waist,
Held me close and said cum in her face
Now you know I was wit it
Put dick in her mouth, and the silly bitch BIT it!
Damn! I pulled it out quick
+"God damn! Stupid BITCH!+
Now I got teeth-marks round my dick
I hit that bitch like a man,
Mad as fuck, swollen dick in my hand
Now I m in pain, so I
Beat that bitch-ass with her own cane
+imitates beating noises+
Jumped in the Bronze,
Kept the bitch cane and made that bitch hop home!
Madd Ball: Ha ha ha ha!
JT: And ya don t stop! Silly bitch won t bite no dick no more!
Madd Ball: No dick, hoe!
JT: Silly bitch won t bite no dick no more! Crippled hoe, what you
gon do??
Madd Ball: What you gon do?? Hey man, that s the SAME shit, boy,
that shit FUNKY!! Hey man, ooh, lemme pass - pa -pass the fuckin
joint - go-o-o-od damn! Kick one more, J!
JT: Yo, check it out ...
Verse 2: JT Money
See a bitch on the bus stop, so I must stop
Conversate a bit, try to slay the bitch +"Yo, wussup baby, wussup baby?"+
See, I m a nigga that s out to get it
And if the hoe down with it, best believe I ma hit it
See, any hoe ll pass
I fucked this fat hoe with dimples in her ass
On heavy sense, dick hard as fuck
And all I seen was this fat-ass slut
I was only crackin for a little head
Fat bitch body slammed me on the bed
Then the bitch might ve tried me
She got on top and tried to ride me +"Oh!! Ohhhhhhhh!"+
Couldn t overthrow her; she was 300 plus,
Big fat greasy-ass stank ram slut! +Whew!+
And she refused to get up
>From my chest to my knees was all wet up
Big bitch was a freak
She turned me over n started lickin up my butt-cheeks
+*lapping noises*+ Then I got into it
Said "Please! Don t squeeze my ass when you do it! +"Oh shit!"+
She must not have liked the taste
Cause she stopped eatin ass when I farted in her face +"Thpppt!"+
But I ain t wanted to quit
I m on that thing and with a hard-ass dick!
Bitch! I ain t tryin to play fussy
Pushed her on the bed and took that fat pussy! Peace!
Madd Ball: Go-od damn!
JT: Ha ha, yeah, for 1992! Yours truly, JT motherfuckin
Money the Bitchizer!
Madd Ball: In the house.
JT: You know, yo, for the people out there who be wanna
throw a nigga in jail, the lyrics in this song is, y know what
I m sayin , fake shit names, nothin but hoe stories ...
Madd Ball: Fake shit; ain t for real!
JT: ... I m sendin this one out to my manager Hop, you
know what time it is, Hop! One time for my nigga Madd
Ball, Shorty T ...
Madd Ball: It s your boy.
JT: ... Uzi, my nigga Ram, one time for the whole Clan ...
Madd Ball: Big nose!
JT: ... my nigga Leveke on the beat, Eddie on the board ...
Madd Ball: Blood claat Eddie!
JT: ... yo, Poison Clan s signin the fuck outta here.
Madd Ball: And we outta this motherfucker just like that,
haaaaaaaa, ya stank bitches! This ain t nothin but hoe
stories, all y all hoes, y all know what time it is, you re
the ones we talkin bout! Ya stank fat BIIIIIIIIITCH!!
Yo JT check this out right: member back in the days niggas was
skippin shit right you know fuckin with the hoes and see we used
to kick lil rhymes and shit hey I want you to some of the SAME
shit man! ...
JT: Uh! One two!
Madd Ball: Take us back in the days I want you to do this one for all
the boys round the way you know what I m sayin ? Same shit bout
all those stank bitches.
Verse 1: JT Money
Hey yo, met a hoe named Sonia
Said "Hey, baby doll, let a nigga get on ya!"
She was with it, but one thing -
She had one leg and walked with a cane
I couldn t tell cause she was sittin real pretty
Bug fat ass and some FAT-ass titties +whistles+
When the hoe stood up,
Trying to balance herself, I m like, What the fuck!?
I was givin her plenty play
I ain t wanted to be rude, so I fucked the hoe anyway
I only did what I could, +grunting+
Cept for one thing about it, the pussy was good
I threw that leg to the ceiling,
Long-dicked the hoe, and the bitch started squealing
+"Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ah!"+
Like a dog in pain, then the bitch
Started cummin and yellin out my name
+"Ahh, JT!! JT!! JT!!"+
Then she wrapped that leg round my waist,
Held me close and said cum in her face
Now you know I was wit it
Put dick in her mouth, and the silly bitch BIT it!
Damn! I pulled it out quick
+"God damn! Stupid BITCH!+
Now I got teeth-marks round my dick
I hit that bitch like a man,
Mad as fuck, swollen dick in my hand
Now I m in pain, so I
Beat that bitch-ass with her own cane
+imitates beating noises+
Jumped in the Bronze,
Kept the bitch cane and made that bitch hop home!
Madd Ball: Ha ha ha ha!
JT: And ya don t stop! Silly bitch won t bite no dick no more!
Madd Ball: No dick, hoe!
JT: Silly bitch won t bite no dick no more! Crippled hoe, what you
gon do??
Madd Ball: What you gon do?? Hey man, that s the SAME shit, boy,
that shit FUNKY!! Hey man, ooh, lemme pass - pa -pass the fuckin
joint - go-o-o-od damn! Kick one more, J!
JT: Yo, check it out ...
Verse 2: JT Money
See a bitch on the bus stop, so I must stop
Conversate a bit, try to slay the bitch +"Yo, wussup baby, wussup baby?"+
See, I m a nigga that s out to get it
And if the hoe down with it, best believe I ma hit it
See, any hoe ll pass
I fucked this fat hoe with dimples in her ass
On heavy sense, dick hard as fuck
And all I seen was this fat-ass slut
I was only crackin for a little head
Fat bitch body slammed me on the bed
Then the bitch might ve tried me
She got on top and tried to ride me +"Oh!! Ohhhhhhhh!"+
Couldn t overthrow her; she was 300 plus,
Big fat greasy-ass stank ram slut! +Whew!+
And she refused to get up
>From my chest to my knees was all wet up
Big bitch was a freak
She turned me over n started lickin up my butt-cheeks
+*lapping noises*+ Then I got into it
Said "Please! Don t squeeze my ass when you do it! +"Oh shit!"+
She must not have liked the taste
Cause she stopped eatin ass when I farted in her face +"Thpppt!"+
But I ain t wanted to quit
I m on that thing and with a hard-ass dick!
Bitch! I ain t tryin to play fussy
Pushed her on the bed and took that fat pussy! Peace!
Madd Ball: Go-od damn!
JT: Ha ha, yeah, for 1992! Yours truly, JT motherfuckin
Money the Bitchizer!
Madd Ball: In the house.
JT: You know, yo, for the people out there who be wanna
throw a nigga in jail, the lyrics in this song is, y know what
I m sayin , fake shit names, nothin but hoe stories ...
Madd Ball: Fake shit; ain t for real!
JT: ... I m sendin this one out to my manager Hop, you
know what time it is, Hop! One time for my nigga Madd
Ball, Shorty T ...
Madd Ball: It s your boy.
JT: ... Uzi, my nigga Ram, one time for the whole Clan ...
Madd Ball: Big nose!
JT: ... my nigga Leveke on the beat, Eddie on the board ...
Madd Ball: Blood claat Eddie!
JT: ... yo, Poison Clan s signin the fuck outta here.
Madd Ball: And we outta this motherfucker just like that,
haaaaaaaa, ya stank bitches! This ain t nothin but hoe
stories, all y all hoes, y all know what time it is, you re
the ones we talkin bout! Ya stank fat BIIIIIIIIITCH!!
