Lyric segue (VI)
U like the food here?
(Yeah)
Good, huh?
(It s alright)
Try the canolli, it s fabulous
(I m kinda full, alright)
Mmm
U gonna eat that meatball there?
U, U just gonna let it...
Maybe girl made some food out here
Here, give it 2 me
U re not gonna eat it
(At least not now)
Mmm, let s see what I can get up here 2 grease on
Mmm, yeah
Best meatball in the city
What are U doin there?
Hmm, this might work
(Give it 2 me, I ll eat it)
Lemme see, mmm
So tell me, U like broads?
(They re alright, I...)
Yep
Boy, have I got a broad story 4 U
Yeah, some corn, yeah
(Jesus)
Let s see, uh
I m on a date with this broad, right?
Lets see, stove top directions, uh
I bring her here
(Here?)
Yeah, right here
I thought I d put some food in her belly
Empty contents into small sauce pan, hmm
U know, get a little curve in her slope
U know what I m sayin?
(Slope?)
Right...
Now let me go see if I can find one of these muthafuckers, hmm
(Oh, gosh)
So I m like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it s on me"
Make her think I m a big shot, U know
I said "So order, order somethin 4 me 2
I m gonna run 2 the little boys room
Hmm, shit, that definitely ain t no sauce pan
I gotta burp the baby
Mmm, that ain t no sauce pan
U know what I m sayin ?"
I figured she d order me somethin light
Let me see if I can find this shit
Like a couple of salads or somethin
Boy, was that a mistake
(Why?)
I comes back from the bathroom
Alright, got it, got it
I m sittin there
Ah, that s cool
Waitin 4 the food
Now, if I can just get this corn open
This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu!
OK, let s see
Said she just wanted 2 nibble
Where s the damn can opener? Shit!
Nibble my ass
I ll open this muthafucker
I m hungry!
This broad ate every fuckin thing except the silverware
Shit ain t openin
(Come on)
I kid U not
{phone rings}
Shit s gonna open now
I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin with
Alright, I got it, mmm hmm
U know what I mean?
But I figured she d have the decency 2 pig out when she got home
Talk
(Hey brother, what s up?)
Not here, right?
(Right)
I mean U, U ever had a broad do that?
Ain t nothin but a wang
(No, not really)
Fuckin pisses U off, am I right?
My girl s gone somewhere
Right, so I reaches over
I... I m just cookin
I took the fuckin mashed potatoes and I threw em all over that broad
Hey, hey, what s this?
(Now wait a minute)
That ain t all though, check this out
Hmm, let me call U back
(What?)
The waiter sees what just happened
What the...
He s gonna be Mr. Macho, right
He comes over and says
"What U do that 4?"
"I m sick of the changes U put me through?"
(And U said?)
I said "What the fuck business is it of yours?
I m payin 4 these fuckin potatoes
"All U think about is music?"
I ll do what the fuck I wanna do with em!
Now bring me a fuckin finger bowl!"
"I m leavin your NBA no ballin ass?"
(What happened?)
What happened?
I ll tell U what happened
Ain t that a bitch?
Here, gimme some of that meatball
(Hey, hey, I was gonna eat that)
This punk waiter, he think he s the hero type, right
Punk
He throws the finger bowl on my head
I kid U not
I m sittin there, head soakin wet
Mashed potatoes in my finger nails
And this broad s crackin up
(Ha ha ha ha)
I kid U not
She s rollin on the carpet, people...
Gimme some water there
(Hey, hey, get...)
People leavin the restaurant
She s laughin so hard potatoes are flyin off her head
(U got mad?)
Damn right I was mad!
I said, "Very funny"
(Well, it is kinda funny)
And I left her fuckin ass right there
Rollin in those fuckin mashed potatoes
And I left this joint with out payin a dime
(Well, what are U eatin here now 4 I mean?)
That s the killer!
I was so mad I bought this joint
(But the girl...)
Fuckin right
(What happened 2 her, man?)
That s her over there, workin the fuckin cash register
(Naw, her?)
U gonna eat this?
(That s the mashed potato girl?)
Here, gimme this bread
(She s, she s great, what do U mean?)
Is this the best bread in the city or what?
What the fuck s your problem?
(Look at her, she s, she s gorgeous)
U eat like a fuckin parakeet
(What...)
I m still hungry
U hungry?
(Naw, naw)
Naw, U not hungry
U want some bird seed or somethin ?
Look here, order me somethin !
(Man, shut up now)
I m gonna run 2 the little boys room
(Yeah)
Good, huh?
(It s alright)
Try the canolli, it s fabulous
(I m kinda full, alright)
Mmm
U gonna eat that meatball there?
U, U just gonna let it...
Maybe girl made some food out here
Here, give it 2 me
U re not gonna eat it
(At least not now)
Mmm, let s see what I can get up here 2 grease on
Mmm, yeah
Best meatball in the city
What are U doin there?
Hmm, this might work
(Give it 2 me, I ll eat it)
Lemme see, mmm
So tell me, U like broads?
(They re alright, I...)
Yep
Boy, have I got a broad story 4 U
Yeah, some corn, yeah
(Jesus)
Let s see, uh
I m on a date with this broad, right?
Lets see, stove top directions, uh
I bring her here
(Here?)
Yeah, right here
I thought I d put some food in her belly
Empty contents into small sauce pan, hmm
U know, get a little curve in her slope
U know what I m sayin?
(Slope?)
Right...
Now let me go see if I can find one of these muthafuckers, hmm
(Oh, gosh)
So I m like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it s on me"
Make her think I m a big shot, U know
I said "So order, order somethin 4 me 2
I m gonna run 2 the little boys room
Hmm, shit, that definitely ain t no sauce pan
I gotta burp the baby
Mmm, that ain t no sauce pan
U know what I m sayin ?"
I figured she d order me somethin light
Let me see if I can find this shit
Like a couple of salads or somethin
Boy, was that a mistake
(Why?)
I comes back from the bathroom
Alright, got it, got it
I m sittin there
Ah, that s cool
Waitin 4 the food
Now, if I can just get this corn open
This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu!
OK, let s see
Said she just wanted 2 nibble
Where s the damn can opener? Shit!
Nibble my ass
I ll open this muthafucker
I m hungry!
This broad ate every fuckin thing except the silverware
Shit ain t openin
(Come on)
I kid U not
{phone rings}
Shit s gonna open now
I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin with
Alright, I got it, mmm hmm
U know what I mean?
But I figured she d have the decency 2 pig out when she got home
Talk
(Hey brother, what s up?)
Not here, right?
(Right)
I mean U, U ever had a broad do that?
Ain t nothin but a wang
(No, not really)
Fuckin pisses U off, am I right?
My girl s gone somewhere
Right, so I reaches over
I... I m just cookin
I took the fuckin mashed potatoes and I threw em all over that broad
Hey, hey, what s this?
(Now wait a minute)
That ain t all though, check this out
Hmm, let me call U back
(What?)
The waiter sees what just happened
What the...
He s gonna be Mr. Macho, right
He comes over and says
"What U do that 4?"
"I m sick of the changes U put me through?"
(And U said?)
I said "What the fuck business is it of yours?
I m payin 4 these fuckin potatoes
"All U think about is music?"
I ll do what the fuck I wanna do with em!
Now bring me a fuckin finger bowl!"
"I m leavin your NBA no ballin ass?"
(What happened?)
What happened?
I ll tell U what happened
Ain t that a bitch?
Here, gimme some of that meatball
(Hey, hey, I was gonna eat that)
This punk waiter, he think he s the hero type, right
Punk
He throws the finger bowl on my head
I kid U not
I m sittin there, head soakin wet
Mashed potatoes in my finger nails
And this broad s crackin up
(Ha ha ha ha)
I kid U not
She s rollin on the carpet, people...
Gimme some water there
(Hey, hey, get...)
People leavin the restaurant
She s laughin so hard potatoes are flyin off her head
(U got mad?)
Damn right I was mad!
I said, "Very funny"
(Well, it is kinda funny)
And I left her fuckin ass right there
Rollin in those fuckin mashed potatoes
And I left this joint with out payin a dime
(Well, what are U eatin here now 4 I mean?)
That s the killer!
I was so mad I bought this joint
(But the girl...)
Fuckin right
(What happened 2 her, man?)
That s her over there, workin the fuckin cash register
(Naw, her?)
U gonna eat this?
(That s the mashed potato girl?)
Here, gimme this bread
(She s, she s great, what do U mean?)
Is this the best bread in the city or what?
What the fuck s your problem?
(Look at her, she s, she s gorgeous)
U eat like a fuckin parakeet
(What...)
I m still hungry
U hungry?
(Naw, naw)
Naw, U not hungry
U want some bird seed or somethin ?
Look here, order me somethin !
(Man, shut up now)
I m gonna run 2 the little boys room
