Lyric The World s A Stage (A Dramady)
Yeah yeah yeah thank you for having me.
MY girl is cheap. She s so cheap......
I told her to goes to Blockbuster
and rent me FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH!
(crowd laughs)
She come back with FOUR fingers!
(crowd laughs)
I was like "AIN T THAT A BIP!"
You know what I m sayin?
So so I m watchin Barney right...."OOOII LOOOVE YOUUUUU....."
And and the nigga just have a heart attack!
(crown laughs loudly and cheers)
So....so, I go into Foot Locker cause I want some new shoes!
I take my shoes off, everybody fall out.
(crowd laughs)
Got me some new Timbs, some Nikes, some socks, everythang!
And lemme see, lemme see....
Oh yeah, oh yeah ohyeahyeah, I m at the gas station.....
This nigga come up....wipin my windows, askin me do I have 50 cents?
I told him no!
(crowd laughs loudly and cheers)
Ahhh, ah, ah, eh eh, oh OOOOOUUURH....yeah.
Mister Shaquiiiiile O Neal!
Give it up for this guy, ladies and gentlemen!
(crowd laughs loudly)
Boy got a shoe size of a milk carton.
Ten gallon hat wearin ......
(crowd continues laughing)
So...so....so I m at Pathmark buyin lightbulbs, right?
And I see this ooold girl I wanted to get back with in high school....
Still wearing those same curlers......
Slippers and a bathrobe.
Talkin bout "I se hungry!"
(crowd laughs)
Uh, how come all the,
only the 500 pound women wanna go in the diet section?
(ha ha ha ha, I DON T KNOW HOW THE ....)
Yeah, um, so, um....so.....
I saw your mother the other day, right.....right...
She had on this sweatshirt!
It said....U.C.L.A. on it!
I was like "Well GODDAMN! I didn t know YOU went to college!
She said "I didn t! My name is Ucla!"
(crowd laughs and cheers wildly)
Mother s feet so long....
she sit on the top of the Golden Gate Bridge, and get her toes wet!
(crowd continues laughing)
Play hopscotch like this:
Connecticut....Maine.....Boston...Mississippi....
Big short neck havin .....
so, so lazy, live on the 5th floor, got in the elevator...
Pushed 2 twice and then....
twice and then said "fuck it!" Walked up the steps.
Teeth so yellow I can make lemonade with it!
(crowd laughs loudly)
I mean....like Wu-Tang say,
"Sunshine falls upon a rainy day.....skies aregrey"
(they re laughing at me)
(they re laughing at me)
(they re laughing at me)
(stop laughing!)
(stop it! stop laughing!)
MY girl is cheap. She s so cheap......
I told her to goes to Blockbuster
and rent me FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH!
(crowd laughs)
She come back with FOUR fingers!
(crowd laughs)
I was like "AIN T THAT A BIP!"
You know what I m sayin?
So so I m watchin Barney right...."OOOII LOOOVE YOUUUUU....."
And and the nigga just have a heart attack!
(crown laughs loudly and cheers)
So....so, I go into Foot Locker cause I want some new shoes!
I take my shoes off, everybody fall out.
(crowd laughs)
Got me some new Timbs, some Nikes, some socks, everythang!
And lemme see, lemme see....
Oh yeah, oh yeah ohyeahyeah, I m at the gas station.....
This nigga come up....wipin my windows, askin me do I have 50 cents?
I told him no!
(crowd laughs loudly and cheers)
Ahhh, ah, ah, eh eh, oh OOOOOUUURH....yeah.
Mister Shaquiiiiile O Neal!
Give it up for this guy, ladies and gentlemen!
(crowd laughs loudly)
Boy got a shoe size of a milk carton.
Ten gallon hat wearin ......
(crowd continues laughing)
So...so....so I m at Pathmark buyin lightbulbs, right?
And I see this ooold girl I wanted to get back with in high school....
Still wearing those same curlers......
Slippers and a bathrobe.
Talkin bout "I se hungry!"
(crowd laughs)
Uh, how come all the,
only the 500 pound women wanna go in the diet section?
(ha ha ha ha, I DON T KNOW HOW THE ....)
Yeah, um, so, um....so.....
I saw your mother the other day, right.....right...
She had on this sweatshirt!
It said....U.C.L.A. on it!
I was like "Well GODDAMN! I didn t know YOU went to college!
She said "I didn t! My name is Ucla!"
(crowd laughs and cheers wildly)
Mother s feet so long....
she sit on the top of the Golden Gate Bridge, and get her toes wet!
(crowd continues laughing)
Play hopscotch like this:
Connecticut....Maine.....Boston...Mississippi....
Big short neck havin .....
so, so lazy, live on the 5th floor, got in the elevator...
Pushed 2 twice and then....
twice and then said "fuck it!" Walked up the steps.
Teeth so yellow I can make lemonade with it!
(crowd laughs loudly)
I mean....like Wu-Tang say,
"Sunshine falls upon a rainy day.....skies aregrey"
(they re laughing at me)
(they re laughing at me)
(they re laughing at me)
(stop laughing!)
(stop it! stop laughing!)
