Lyric A Souvenir of London

Bought a souvenir in London
Got to hide it from my mom
Can t declare it at the Customs
But I ll have to take it home
Tried to keep it confidential
But the news is leaking out
Got a souvenir in London
There s a lot of it about

Yes, I found a bit of London
I d like to lose it quick
Got to show it to my doctor
Cause it isn t going to shrink
Want to keep it confidential
But the truth is leaking out
Got a souvenir in London
There s a lot of it about