Lyric P.T.A.

I know I m getting on / and you re so very young / but would you like to stay
until next Saturday / or Sunday?
I ll give you your own room / it s next door to my room
and some time in the night / well, maybe I just might
Oh take your clothes off won t you please?
You don t have to talk to me / just leave the light on so I can see
You ve got everything I need / Oh yeah
You know I can t forget / that special night we met / at the local P.T.A.
when your mother came to say / that you d been taking days off school
I turned and looked at you, I said
"Yes, I understand / I m gonna take this girl in hand."
Oh take your clothes off, one two three
No you don t have to talk to me / just leave the light on so I can see
You ve got everything you need / Oh yeah
Cause I ve never had a woman before
I was too scared to touch the girls in the Poly
And I don t know what it s like to be young
Cause all my life I ve been knocking on forty
Oh yeah / Oh yeah / Oh yeah / Oh yeah
[Jarvis:] So if I / put my hand / on your bosom...
[Candida:] Yeah?
[Jarvis:] ...would that / give you an orgasm?
No that s not right / But, but if we / if we kissed with tongues
[Candida: giggles]
[Jarvis:] won t that / wouldn t that make / wouldn t that make you come?
Oh take your clothes off won t you please? / No you don t have to talk to me
just leave the light on so I can see / You ve got everything I need
Oh oh oh / Just one touch was all it took
No you can t learn it from a book / Let s go upstairs and have a / look
Oh you ve got everything I need / Oh yeah / Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah / Oh yeah / Hit me.