Lyric I m Going Slightly Mad

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something?
You re missing that one final screw
You re simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven t got a clue
I m going slightly mad
I m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I m slightly mad
Oh dear!
I m one card short of a full deck
I m not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I m not at my usual top billing
I m coming down with a fever
I m really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I m a banana tree
Oh dear, I m going slightly mad
I m going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened I m slightly mad - oh dear!
I m knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I m driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you?
I m going slightly mad
I m going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened oh yes
It finally happened
I m slightly mad!
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!