Lyric Teenage Gluesniffer

John Rioux was his hane
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hates his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke

Well he s only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain s malfunctioning

He s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he s a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah

Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he s a joke
His fanzine is a hoax

Well he s only twenty two
His diet is quite rude
Eat s Denny s and pukes

He s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he s a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah

He s an asshole
He s a bonehead
He s a jerkoff
He s a real waste case
He s a real waste case
He s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he s a teenage gluesniffer...