Lyric You Can t Fool The Fat Man

Tryin to get a loan
Talkin about horses
And the women that we ve known

He was spittin on the sidewalk
Squintin into the sun
Greetin all the people
Smilin at everyone

I said "Hey listen Fat Man
I just can t get a break
Must I pay my whole life long
For just one mistake?

"My brother s in the armed forces
My sister is in jail
Won t you give me fifty dollars
So I can pay her bail?"

He said "You Can t Fool The Fat Man
No, you can t fool me
You re just a two-bit griftet
And that s all you ll ever be"