Lyric I Will Lick Your Asshole

I m like Mr. Clifford Richard, I m wired for sound
And when I get myself a mic you won t want to be around
I m off like a note on "care" in Karen s "Day Tripper"
I m faking all my lines like that dolphin called flipper
Send chills down your spine like the strings in "Billy Jean"
I m so far underground that I m a one person scene
I m overly thorough just like David Attenborough
When he s Whisperin in the jungle
Like they re working undercover
Evidence irrefutable
I m squarer than a cublicle
I hug the straight and narrow
Like a Julie Arrows musical
I derail and fail with abstract verse I fail to curtail
The rythmical measures and pleasurable endeavors never sail
I m lacking in ambition
Simply no predisposition
And when I hit the stage I lose all composition
I never liked it loud coz crowded places scare me
I dig the rock roll as much as Peter Paul and Mary

...Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your (beep)

I m the host with the most uber Guy Smiley
I got the special effects like the BBC man
I got the flow like malmsteen got chops
It seems that I m so bad
They ll get L.L. to call the cops
beats so hard
They be bustin up your spleen
and I got more rhymes than Dern s hair got sheen
I put flash in the dance just like Irene cara (2:23)
And I got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara

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I m the Asisiatic Australasiatic */
Instamatic rythm box static addict
I got the juice and all else got pith
And I m tough under pressure just like Sarah Jane Smith

...Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick...... (beep)