Lyric College Kids
someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did
i m poor, i m starving, i m flat broke, i ve got no cash to spend
sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band
my girlfriend s at another school, i know this year will test her
i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester
and that s why i say
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i ll take calligraphy and then i ll make a fake degree
80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned
is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms
the party scene is kinda mean, i think it s sick and twisted
the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted
and that s why i say
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i ll take calligraphy and then i ll make a fake degree
don t get excited. she ll say "no" without a doubt you see
and i ve decided college girls just won t go out with me
they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard
it s time to call my father
cause it s his alma mater
good grades aren t what they seem
i think he knows the dean
it s time to call my father
cause it s his alma mater
he says he s proud of me
but college always was his dream
and i would always say it s not for me
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i ll take calligraphy and then i ll make a fake degree
someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did
do what will make you happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life
[in background:]
(phi, beta, delta, cappa
someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did)
do what will make God happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did
i m poor, i m starving, i m flat broke, i ve got no cash to spend
sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band
my girlfriend s at another school, i know this year will test her
i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester
and that s why i say
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i ll take calligraphy and then i ll make a fake degree
80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned
is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms
the party scene is kinda mean, i think it s sick and twisted
the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted
and that s why i say
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i ll take calligraphy and then i ll make a fake degree
don t get excited. she ll say "no" without a doubt you see
and i ve decided college girls just won t go out with me
they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard
it s time to call my father
cause it s his alma mater
good grades aren t what they seem
i think he knows the dean
it s time to call my father
cause it s his alma mater
he says he s proud of me
but college always was his dream
and i would always say it s not for me
oh no! not for me, not for me
call it torture, call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i ll take calligraphy and then i ll make a fake degree
someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did
do what will make you happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life
[in background:]
(phi, beta, delta, cappa
someone please save us, us college kids!
what my parents told me is what i did
they said go to school and be a college kid
but in the end i question why i did)
do what will make God happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life
