Lyric The Pirates That Don t Do Anything
we are the pirates we don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
well I ve never been to Greenland
and I ve never been to Denver
and I ve never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I ve never been to Moscow
and I ve never been to Tampa
and I ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
and I ve never hoist the main sail
and I ve never swabbed the poop deck
and I ve never veered starboard, cause I ve never sailed at all
and I ve never walked the gang plank
and I ve never owned a parrot.
and I ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
I ve never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I ve never kissed a chipmunk,
and I ve never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)
we don t know what he did
but we re down with captain kidd
we don t wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don t smoke, we don t chew
we watch captain kangaroo
and I ve never licked a spark-plug
and I ve never sniffed a stink bug
and I ve never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I ve never bathed in yogurt
and I don t look good in leggings
and I ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates who don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
we are the pirates we don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
well I ve never been to Greenland
and I ve never been to Denver
and I ve never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I ve never been to Moscow
and I ve never been to Tampa
and I ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
and I ve never hoist the main sail
and I ve never swabbed the poop deck
and I ve never veered starboard, cause I ve never sailed at all
and I ve never walked the gang plank
and I ve never owned a parrot.
and I ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
I ve never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I ve never kissed a chipmunk,
and I ve never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)
we don t know what he did
but we re down with captain kidd
we don t wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don t smoke, we don t chew
we watch captain kangaroo
and I ve never licked a spark-plug
and I ve never sniffed a stink bug
and I ve never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I ve never bathed in yogurt
and I don t look good in leggings
and I ve never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates who don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
we are the pirates we don t do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we ll just tell you, we don t do anything
