Lyric Hello Sir

Hello Sir, remember me?
I m the man you thought I d never be
The boy who you reduced to tears
Lad called thingy for six whole years.

Yes, that s right, my name s Bob
The one who landed the pop star s job
The one you told, look don t touch
The kid who wouldn t amount to much.

Well, I m here and you re still there
With a fake sports car and receding hair.
Dodgy Farah trousers that you think are smart
Married to the woman who teaches art.

Married to the life, married to the school
I wanna sing and dance Sir; now who s the fool?
Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy
Settle down thingy, join the army.

And who are you to tell me this?
The dream I want I ll have to miss
Sir is God, he s been given the right
To structure lives overnight.

Now I know life s true path
Tanks and guns that ll be a laugh
No, not me I m a mega civilian
I won t lead my life riding pillion.

But thanks for the advice and I m sure it ll do
For the negative dickheads just like you.
As for now I ve a different weapon
Stage and sceen is about to beckon.

And here I sit in first class
Bollocks Sir, kiss my arse...