Lyric Handsome Man

Hello. Did you miss me?
I know I m hard to resist
Y all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It s hard to be humble
When you re so fucking big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

I m gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAP s
Come take a piece of me

If you drop me I ll fall to pieces on you
If you don t see me I don t exist
It s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met the world s most handsome man
The world s most handsome man

Y all know who I am
I m still the boy next door
That s if you re Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If I ve gone up in the world
Or is the world gone down on me
I m the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it
What s the point in hating me
You can t argue with popularity
Well you could
But you d be wrong

If you drop me I ll fall to pieces on you
If you don t need me I don t exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Keeping for your stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
Though it s not for me
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
Then I m out of here
It s not very complicated
I m just young and overrated

Please don t drop me I ll fall to pieces on you
If you don t see me I don t exist
It s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Keeping for your stands

Please don t drop me I ll fall to pieces on you
If you don t need me I don t exist
It s nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
Cause you just met the world s most handsome man
The world s most handsome man
The world s most handsome man
The world s most handsome man