Lyric Attractive Female Wanted

(Rod Stewart / Gary Grainger)

I m tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler
It s Friday night I m all alone still a bachelor
She said she d call me when she d finished work
Haven t heard a word all day
I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali
(Attractive female wanted)
I ain t asking a great deal, just a female to move in with me
(Attractive female wanted)
I ll share all my records, toothbrush and car
and color TV, honestly
A single girl for my single bed is my remedy
(Attractive female wanted)

She doesn t have to be a movie star
cover of a magazine
She can work in a garage all day
in the evening some canteen

I m tired of blind dates making silly mistakes
It s embarrassing
(Attractive female wanted)
I ve had no complaints
but obviously you ve guessed
no compliments
(Attractive female wanted)

Won t someone please answer my prayers
before I m old and grey
(Attractive female wanted)
I ve been lonely too long
all of my family think I m gay

She doesn t have to be a movie star
cover of magazine
She can work in a garage all day
in the evening some canteen

Attractive female wanted
Active female wanted
I may get drunk stink like a skunk
but she ll look after me
(Attractive female wanted)
Put me to bed ease my aching head
and made fuss of me
You know what I gonna do
Think I ll write a letter
to Mr. Hugh Heffner confidentially
Dear Sir
A single girl for my single bed is my remedy