Lyric The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

Well I m waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
Well I m waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.
But I d much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well I m sitting here thinkin just how sharp I am
Well I m sitting here thinkin just how sharp I am
I m an under assistant west coast promo man

Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they re sure to put me down

Well I m sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
Yeah I m sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
I m a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I m sharp
I m really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay
Sitting on the beach every day, yeah
I m real real sharp, yes I am
I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit
Yes I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh
I though I had a dime
Where s my dime
I know I have a dime somewhere
I m pretty sure........