Lyric Gold s Gym Guy

Why you going out with that Gold s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold s Gym guy?

Baby s got a thing for muscle bound jocks
I collapse a lung just taking off my socks
I m holed up in the closet and I m pettin my fox
She treats me like I got a bad case of small cocks, but

Why you going out with that Gold s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold s Gym guy?

He s got a big truck, and it s bigger than my dump
It s bigger than the bank account of Donald Trump
It s bigger than the feeling that I ve got in my rump
He s got as many brains as a gasoline pump, but

Why you going out with that Gold s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold s Gym guy?

He shaves his legs and so I asked him if he was bi
He grabbed me round the throat and said, "Prepare to die"
Everybody says that I m a nicer guy
But he s like malathion, I m a simple Med fly, yeah

Why you going out with that Gold s Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can t you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold s gym guy?