Lyric My Boyfriend

My boyfriend, he s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don t care if I dance with other fellas
He s a gentle bear, he ain t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner
He can guzzle beer somethin finer
You give me any grief he ll give you a shiner
He s as tough as an old coal miner
And best of all, he ain t no snivelin whiner

Cause he s my boyfriend, he s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don t care if I dance with other fellas
He s a gentle bear, he ain t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He s got a bitchin car and it s really nice
He s my latin lover, he s got lots of spice
Gonna put me in the movies no matter the price
We go together like beans and rice
He wears his hair like Jesus Christ

Cause he s my boyfriend, he s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don t care if I dance with other fellas
He s a gentle bear, he ain t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

I ve searched the city streets
Jumped off the world trade center but I landed on my feet
He picks me up at eight and he goes, "beep, beep, beep"
I slide right down the stairs into his naugahyde seats
He opens up the glovebox, hands me some treats
A wrist corsage and some chocolate sweets
Chocolate sweets

My boyfriend, he s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don t care if I dance with other fellas
He s a gentle bear, he ain t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

If I don t want to walk, then we take a cab
He s as courageous as captain Ahab
Lemme tell ya folks, he s so fab
He stuck with me through drug rehab
He carries my cup to the urine sample lab because

He s my boyfriend, he s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don t care if I dance with other fellas
He s a gentle bear, he ain t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
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